THE TOP 10 CHEESY PICK UP LINES
1. Have I seen you somewhere? (Too old, a total run down, very sordid- please don’t try this one- its 2006)
2. I’ve lost my mobile number , can I have yours ( if she is not having a good day ,you might end up getting punched on your nose , and if she gives it to you right away then she ain’t the kinda girl you really would like to call)
3. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in again ? (she smiles and says” sorry baby I aint wearing my lenses today – this one is very cheesy n sleazy n kinda outdated.)
4. Crash a cube of ice and say “ Now that I’ve broken the ice , can I know your name please “ ( I hope you’re not the one who is crashed after this , get a grip , be more original , innovative and creative )
5. I LOVE YOU ( ok she is thinking what’s wrong with the world momma ,JERK)
6. Can I buy you a drink, can I buy you a pizza , can I drop you somewhere , can I take you out for coffee ? (guy’s stop being so courteous , at least get her to like you and know you first )
7. So tell me about yourself , your dreams , your ambitions , your phone number ( you wont get the number dude )
8. Do you have a boyfriend ? No , want one ?( if yes , want another )
after this I’m hoping you’re still alive.
9. You see my friend out there , he wants to know if you think I’M CUTE (Chances on this 50-50)
10. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name (confession- I like this one)
How to get over your x
(This one is for her, for you deserve a better love , whats gone is gone , smile my dear for a brighter tomorrow)
It happens to everyone , we all get dumped and it sure does hurt like hell.This kind of very personal rejection is in fact so painful that it can make you feel as though you’ve been injured. Rejected people often feel as though their feet have been cut away from under them, rendering them unsteady and unsure.Losing someone you love leaves you with a dull, heavy weight in your chest that often, without warning, explodes into lacerating pain.
1.Learn to live again-start viewing your single status as a fresh and fun opportunity -remember its raining men or women out there,go grab that world.
2.Accept that your ex-partner has gone and will not be coming back. Take long, hot, scented baths, play music that helps you to let your feelings out, tempt yourself with favourite foods and allow other people to get close to you and to care for you.
3.Make a list of all the things about your ex-partner that you did not like for example-his burping habit,he always burped in public or how your friends teased you about your boy friend being a complete loser.Write it all down and start realising that maybe your lost relationship was not so great after all.
4.There is every probability you will be loved again. Not by your ex-partner, of course: you will never again share exactly what you had in that relationship, but you can have just as important feelings with someone else. You need to look at yourself in the mirror and focus on your best features and congratulate yourself on them.
5.You see, when we are dumped we tend to take the blame on our own shoulders. We mentally beat ourselves up for not being more fun or more intelligent, or more attractive, or much better in bed. Stop this destructive thinking and - just for a change - allow yourself to feel your own goodness. So, deliberately recall times when you have helped someone, or been kind to a stranger, or how you bought two lost friends back again.
Feel a new assurance, a new strength, a new energy invading you… you're about to triumph over all the bad sad blows of the life, you're feeling like "INVINCIBLE"!...
(For all those who have heart broken remember its not the end of the world and the best is yet to come.NEVER BREAK A HEART FULL OF LOVE - THERE IS A GOD UP THERE WATCHING ALL OUR ACTIONS AND WHEN YOU BREAK A HEART ,ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL BREAK YOURS TOO)
get over your x now-you will only come out as more improved,better and sexier.
