Tuesday, December 06, 2005

THROUGH MY WINDOW

a) BORING-(vanilla)- It is so boring to see the faces of all the janani’s alias gossip mongers alias desperate housewives of my locality bitching and complaining about anything and everything. “ Mrs. Sharma do you know Mrs. Gupta’s daughter ran away with baju wala tony” Or “Have you seen Pinky? Her skirt length is decreasing day by day, Kya karein Kalyug hai!”KALYUG reminds me of my friend Polly in states, she called me up yesterday and told me how she ended up sleeping with a guy on their second date and while they were making love ,the cute looking guy turned out to be a nightmare, he shivered on top of her and worst of all there was no foreplay. To this Mrs. Gupta and her league would say “ghor kalyug hai”

b) EXCITING-(Black Currant)- Through my window I see my dream guy playing basketball, He is a perfect blend and a mixture of the Retrosexual and the Metrosexual. I wonder if he notices me. He rides the most coolest bikes and I hate Tina who is always trying to get his attention. Somebody go and tell her he is my property!

c) IRRITATING-(Kesar Pista)- I just cant bear the noise and havoc those mini devils create, I don’t mind them playing but why on earth do they have to be so noisy? One day I shall seek avenge from those morons and tell them that NOBODY MESSES WITH THE POWERPUFF GIRL.

d) SENSUOUS-(Chocolate)- Life is like a chocolate so eat it before it melts. Through my window I see the ball of hydrogen(Mr. Sun) setting and bidding goodbye. Bubye Mr.Sun see you in the morning. The sunset is the most sensuous thing according to me. It reminds me of the beautiful and magnificent nature that surrounds us.

e) INDIFFERENT-(butterscotch)- The street dogs wagging their tails and like always greedy and hungry. At times I feel sorry for them but then I am also scared of them. Last week our gali ka most loyal doggie, we all call him pyaar se LALLU, bit Mr. Malhotra on his butt and trust me I am going to reward lallu for this later.

f) ANGRY-( raspberry bar)- Everytime I see the security guardman sleeping, I feel my temper raising. I have often warned him “Ramu bhaiya all sleep and no watch will one day will definitely put into big trouble”. Imagine getting paid to sleep- what luxury! I wish people could be more responsible and dedicated.