THE TOP 10 CHEESY PICK UP LINES
1. Have I seen you somewhere? (Too old, a total run down, very sordid- please don’t try this one- its 2006)2. I’ve lost my mobile number , can I have yours ( if she is not having a good day ,you might end up getting punched on your nose , and if she gives it to you right away then she ain’t the kinda girl you really would like to call)
3. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in again ? (she smiles and says” sorry baby I aint wearing my lenses today – this one is very cheesy n sleazy n kinda outdated.)
4. Crash a cube of ice and say “ Now that I’ve broken the ice , can I know your name please “ ( I hope you’re not the one who is crashed after this , get a grip , be more original , innovative and creative )
5. I LOVE YOU ( ok she is thinking what’s wrong with the world momma ,JERK)
6. Can I buy you a drink, can I buy you a pizza , can I drop you somewhere , can I take you out for coffee ? (guy’s stop being so courteous , at least get her to like you and know you first )
7. So tell me about yourself , your dreams , your ambitions , your phone number ( you wont get the number dude )
8. Do you have a boyfriend ? No , want one ?( if yes , want another )
after this I’m hoping you’re still alive.
9. You see my friend out there , he wants to know if you think I’M CUTE (Chances on this 50-50)
10. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name (confession- I like this one)
posted by munmun @ 7:14 AM
2 Comments:
pretty interestin...last two r pretty innovative..
its best if u give us guys some gud tips...as in soome gud pick up lines..something tat doesnt fail :P types
munmun tumne meri aankhien kholdi!!! thankuu...
hope i will do better in upcoming encounters at various levels!! (wink)
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