A JOURNEY INTO A MAN’S MIND
This piece of writing is for all those who think I’m a feminist or have been complaining that I don’t write about men. On their request I took up a difficult journey into a man’s mind .My quest into a male’s mind has been adventurous and exciting. Trust me girls it’s a filthy mind.MEN=CHOCOLATES+MORONS.(the formula that works for me)
I used to be in search for my Mr. Perfect (looks, personality, persona, intellect…..the whole package) but have come to the conclusion that there is no Mr. Perfect . Although I do intend to find my Mr. Right someday.There is a thin line of difference between 'right' and 'perfect'. The gullible girls move from Mr. Perfect to Mr. Right. Knowing different kinds of men has been a roller coaster ride for me. This species from Mars is both exciting and nerve wracking. Neither men nor women can do without each other. OPPOSITES ATTRACT. A man’s mind is very perplexed. While my stay out there I found myself trapped behind dreams, visions, ideas which generally concentrated on women.
Now that my journey is over I have come down to some basic conclusions about the darker sex.
1. Men are like chocolates . Totally un resistible . Every women craves for men except for the obvious (lesbians).
2. Contrary to point number 1 is point 2. Men are Morons. At times you just want to kick their ass and tell them they are not that “cool” they think themselves to be. I asked a member of the male society that why did god create man and he answers with a sense of pride because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. They do tend to do an overdo with the sense of humour thing. By the end of every scene the members of the female society realised that men are morons but by the end of the play mars and venus were stuck together like a politician wanting to stick to his'kursi' by hook or by crook.
3. Men are more chivalrous these days. The balance of the male chauvinistic world is slowly tilting. “ Can I get you a drink” , “ Can I drop you somewhere”. This act of kindness does have some mean, nasty and fulfilling motives. I aint putting down the motives out here. There was a point of time when woman was the 'charno ki dasi" and man was the 'pati parmeshwar' while now men bend down on their knees and ask the big question"Will you marry me?".The only thing common still is the MOTIVE.
4. Men think of sex most of the times. They can never get enough of sex. Its okay for men to think about sex. It’s a macho thing. It’s a man thing.
5 . Men tend to give out their hearts very easily.For instance an unknown man yesterday came up to my cousin and giving her a bouquet of roses which actually belonged to the birthday boy said ' this is my heart that im giving out to you.keep it safely'.
6. “Sexy” clothes really affect men ,be it Jennifer Lopez or our very own desi erotica Mallika Sherawat.
7. Men are often more logical and analytical while women are more intuitive. A man’s mind and a woman’s heart.
8. Men are usually focused on their goals . Although porn and women can distract them.
9. Men LOVE women.
10. Both men and women possess “SIN NATURE” . There is a satan residing in all of us-both the genders.
CONCLUSION- I LOVE MEN.DESPITE ALL YOUR FAULTS YOU STILL RULE MY WORLD. I can’t do without you.
RESEARCHED BY VENUS.
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posted by munmun @ 8:23 AM
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All true! gud analysis..
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i jus read it again .... n found u said "its a filthy mind???" tats ignominous!
abhinav by filthy i meant men being dormant rapists.having a dirty mind.
Hey Munmun,
You blog make a good reading. It is full of stuff which is light full of pun and humour.
I agree with most of the things out there.It seems that you have researched quite a bit but not enough and on that basis you have drawn conclusions. I am neither being a critic and nor a chauvinist. Men are full of eccentricities, some of which they are born with and some you can blame to the hormones.
One can't expect me to be perfect and to be honest when they try to Mr Perfect it is simply because of the fact that most of the women want them to be.
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